‘Jobs’: A Movie Review Limerick

This flick seriously felt like a series of speeches,

Instead of Steve Jobs’ life, it teaches,

How not to tell a story,

Of someone so extraordinary.

This biopic really overreaches.

ASHTON KUTCHER And MILA KUNIS Are Moving In Together?

ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS will soon be moving in together, according to the latest Hollywood gossip.

That’s a big step!

Until now, former “That ’70s Show” co-stars Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis have not admitted that they are in a full-on romantic relationship, although they surely can’t hide feelings for one other or keep themselves from sharing sweet kisses in public.

In fact, the last time that they spoke about each other was when they denied that they were dating after the media heard that they were going on “friendly” trips all by themselves.

But all the doubting is out the window now that they will soon be shacking up in the yet-to-be-divorced actor’s Hollywood Hills home, according to the February 25 issue of Us Weekly.

The mag states:

“[Ashton and Mila] are taking their relationship to the next level: cohabitation. A source says the ‘Black Swan‘ star has been bunking with her ‘Two and a Half Men’ actor beau while her own house is being remodeled, and she may make the move official soon.

A source for the magazine adds:

“Ashton‘s male roommate is moving out to make room for her.”

It clearly says a lot about how serious they are about each other!

What do you think of Mila and Ashton possibly moving in together?

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Ashton Kutcher And Steve Jobs Are Actually The Same Person!

This… this is kinda pants-fillingly scary! Ha!

If you look at this split-pic of Ashton Kutcher and Steve Jobs, you would SWEAR that the left side was just an untouched version of the same pic.

At the same time, there’s something about it that’s undeniably Kutcher-esque… and then that’s when the Jobs side of it starts to look like Ashton!

It’s like a hidden image picture or something! LOLz!

Seriously though, we know there have been some rough critics out there but nobody is ripping jOBS apart because of the look — they’re taking on the authenticity of it!

Still, we’re intrigued enough to see it! How ’bout U??

[Image via Twitter.]

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Are Ashton And Demi Legally Married?! The Mystery May Be SOLVED!

Guess Demi Moore is going to have cough up those divorce papers for Ashton Kutcher REAL soon!

After questions arose regarding why the pair have never legally ended their marriage despite it being almost a year since their split and both moving on into separate relationships, sources close to the actor’s new girlfriend Mila Kunis SHOCKED with the assertion that the nuptials were never legally solidified, and they had only had a symbolic Kabbalah wedding in 2005!

However, according to a Quitclaim deed on one of their properties filed in March of 2012 in the El Lay County Recorder’s Office – which requires marital status descriptions on all California real estate transfers – Demi is regarded to as a “spouse” and Ashton a “married man!”

WELL.

While that confirms that these two are recognized by the state as a married couple, this still doesn’t provide an explanation as to what is keeping these from OFFICIALLY calling it quits!

Especially since Ashton’s calling Mila his “little wife!”

Someone might want to explain the definition of that word to him again, because something is telling us he may not 100% understand what he’s saying here!

LOLz!

We kid, we kid!

But seriously – what do U guys think is going on with these two??

[Image via WENN.]

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ASHTON KUTCHER And MILA KUNIS Spotted Holding Hands In Airport After Romantic Bali Getaway

In recent star news, ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS were spotted holding hands at the airport after their romantic getaway in Bali.

This just keeps getting better and better…

Four months ago, Mila Kunis confidently slammed the rumors that she and her former “That ’70s Show” co-star Ashton Kutcher were sleeping together dating, saying that the very idea was “very absurd” and that Ashton was just “a friend” to her.

But after seeing a few photos-and even videos-of them going out on dates together, along with a very incriminating photo of them kissing at the wrap party for Kutcher‘s upcoming movie, “Jobs”, we can confidently say that we really don’t believe her.

Case in point: the couple was photographed on Sunday at the Denpasar International Airport in Bali after a weeklong love fest at a five-star resort on the island-and they were holding hands.

An eyewitness tells PEOPLE:

“They were smiling, really relaxed together.”

Well, duh. They just spent a week holed up together in a five-star hotel room in Bali.

Who wouldn’t look relaxed?

Check out the photo of Ashton and Mila holding hands HERE.

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