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‘Machete Kills’ Trailer: Michelle Rodriguez Smells Fish Taco, Sofia Vergara Shoots With her Double Ds

Published October 14, 2013 by gossipzoo

Pucker up, indeed.

Here is the newest trailer for Robert Rodriguez‘s Machete Kills, with more one liners from Charlie Sheen (who plays the President of the United States), more girl-on-girl fighting between Michelle Rodriguez and Amber Heard, and a closer look at Sofia Vergara‘s machine gun boobs, which she calls her “Double Ds.”

In the film, Machete (the great Danny Trejo) is recruited by the P.O.T.U.S. to stop an arms dealer aka. bad guy (Mel Gibson) from destroying Washington with his powerful missile and army of “super soldiers.”

Other trailer thoughts: Lady Gaga is so bad a**, and she’s Cuba Gooding Jr. (?); Alexa Vega no longer looks like this; where is Zoe Saldana?

Machete Kills opens nationwide Oct. 4.

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