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I Kissed a Girl, Not Yet a Woman: A Britney-Spears-Hugging-Katy-Perry Caption Contest

Published May 27, 2014 by gossipzoo

Katy Perry, Britney Spears

This photo of Britney Spears and Katy Perry hugging warms my heart! Actually, “warms” is a bit of an understatement, hahahahaha! My heart is pretty hot actually! Like, it kind of hurts?! Haha, whaaaaat?! It almost feels like it’s on fire! Oh my God, what’s wrong with me?!? Somebody help!!!!!!

Well, turns out my coffee was leaking from the bottom of my cup. That explains the scorching chest pain. And the ruined shirt. I will have it noted, though, that when I actually believed myself to be dying, not one of you did anything to help. Thanks a lot, Smurfs and Smurfettes. Thanks a lot.

But seriously, folks, thanks for the great captions:

“Awww we are so fake…” – Fernanda

“I hugged a smurf and I liked it!” – Jeff

“The zombie apocolypse hits tinsletown as ‘eating brains’ is the new black” – Nicky Nacky Noo Noo

“dont katy shes toxic” – Tonyjessical

“I kissed a girl and katy liked it!” – Sherri

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

When Will One Share Today’s Winning Queen Elizabeth Captions? SOON.

Published May 14, 2014 by gossipzoo

Queen-Elizabeth-Peeping

When’s the #RoyalBaby coming?! WHEN’S THE #ROYALBABY COMING?!

“SOON.” – Queen Elizabeth

And she’s not lying, friends! Kate Middleton is in labor right now, so, in fact, “soon” might be an understatement. But it’s still a great meme. And today’s winning captions are also great:

“does the blue hat mean the royal baby is a BOY?!?!” – Amber

“Erm for once you cant control the situation:-) your highness.” – Mary-Ann

“SOON.” – Murrt

“Where’s my baby?” – Cherilyn

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

Congratulations to Lady Gaga, Who, for the First Time, Has Correctly Identified a Painting

Published April 15, 2014 by gossipzoo

Remember how Lady Gaga, our beloved Mother Monster, had been running around, referring to the Venus de Milo when, really, she meant Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus? Well, she finally got it right for this picture, which she captioned “studio time! the live birth of *Venus* !!” Congrats, Gagaloo! After several attempts, you have passed Art History 101. Don’t feel bad; it took me four tries to pass my driving test. Today’s winning captions, however, got it done right the first time:

“BIG 80 s HAIR PARTY!!!!!” – Cheryl

“Yes! Finally done with my songs.” – Agnes

“I finished ARTPOP … Tiiiime to party” – Amine

“Doing the ‘YMCA’ is the new ‘Paws up!” – Murny

“In which Mother Monster adds ‘Olympic Gymnast’ to her resume…” – Carlton

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

Dear Katy Perry, Thanks for Trying, But Also No Thanks!

Published March 31, 2014 by gossipzoo

iHeartRadio Music Festival - Day 1 - Show

If you will allow me to be honest for a moment, may I just say that I am perhaps not the world’s biggest Katy Perry fan? I mean, props to her and her eight gazillion #1 singles, but something about her is just so… banal. And her recent performance at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, from whence this photo came, did nothing to alter my opinion. However, that said, today’s winning captions have begun to bring me around on Miss Perry. A little, anyway.

This is how it’s done Miley!!!” – Ken

“Xena meets Minnie Mouse meets School Girl.” – Heidi

“Oops I did it again…The uncut version” – Diamond

“When I jump rope, men have fits. I’ve got a butterface, but real nice t*ts!”

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

A Special Message From Madonna, Queen of Pop, Regarding Today’s Winning Captions

Published December 18, 2013 by gossipzoo

Madonna Shows Off Her Grills at Menton Music Festival With Her Boyfriend Brahim Zaibat

“Hi, I’m Madonna, Queen of Pop. One of my many, many accomplishments is that I invented reinvention. Another one of my accomplishments that I am known for is riding trends, a.k.a. reinventing things that other people claim to have done first and taking all the credit. Because I am Madonna, Queen of Pop. Miley Cyrus, Beyonc , and Rihanna may have done “grills” first, but I have done them firster, for I am Madonna, Queen of Pop. As Queen of Pop, I command you to read on for today’s winning captions, which my good and handsome and talented and lovely friend has put together after the jump.” – Madonna, 2013.

A special highlight for this caption, which is SPOT ON:

“Material GRILL” – April

And these are pretty great, too:

“I didnt know Dentures came in Gold” – Ashalee

“”Golden” teeth for the “golden” age!!!!” – Rachel

“Bad case of plaque that’s what that looks like” – Thomas

“”The caramel is stuck.” – Shantela

“Lil Wayne called….he wants his grill back!!!!!” – Ponayota

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

Throw Your Hands Up in the Air for Another Justin Bieber Caption Contest

Published November 6, 2013 by gossipzoo

Justin Bieber In Concert - Brooklyn, NY

If you can believe it, we’ve been doing the Celebuzz Caption Contest for more than six months now! Congratulations and thank you to everyone who has ever participated, won, or even just had a chuckle at the expense of our favorite celebrities. I mention this “anniversary” because I recall that this photo of Justin Bieber was the star one of one the very first caption contests, and then I got all nostalgic. What a crazy six months it’s been. Never change, and have a great summer.

And now, the reason you’re all here:

“Anyone want to get the phone out of my pants? …Anyone?….” – Penny

“Ok who wants me to spit on them!?” – Marcy

“Wait.. Don’t arrest me…I can explain!!!” – Lindsey

“Alright! Tests came in and IM NOT THE FATHER!” – Tiara

“I can’t swim on my own, it’s too much – PULL ME UP!!” – Lisa

“I swear usher made me do it” – MikeNLealand

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

It’s High Fives All Around for These Hilarious Selena Gomez Captions

Published July 30, 2013 by gossipzoo

Selena Gomez NEO Fashion Collection Photocall

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Selena Gomez.

Selena Gomez who?

Selena Gomez is my full name, you idiot! This wasn’t a joke! I just want to come inside!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *High fives self*

The authors of today’s winning captions should also give themselves a big high five:

“I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the…oh wait , wrong hand…” – Jonathan

“oh hey it’s my maybe boyfriend today Justin Beiber, but ask me how I feel about him tomorrow cause it changes daily, THANKS lol” – Jana

“I Got This” – Stephanie

“All the single ladies. All the single ladies …” – Alex

“I think I should try out pageantry because I’ve got the smile and hand waving. oh..wait, wrong hand though” – Agnes

“It only took Justin 5 minutes to get me back” – Lia

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

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