I Kissed a Girl, Not Yet a Woman: A Britney-Spears-Hugging-Katy-Perry Caption Contest

Published May 27, 2014 by gossipzoo

Katy Perry, Britney Spears

This photo of Britney Spears and Katy Perry hugging warms my heart! Actually, “warms” is a bit of an understatement, hahahahaha! My heart is pretty hot actually! Like, it kind of hurts?! Haha, whaaaaat?! It almost feels like it’s on fire! Oh my God, what’s wrong with me?!? Somebody help!!!!!!

Well, turns out my coffee was leaking from the bottom of my cup. That explains the scorching chest pain. And the ruined shirt. I will have it noted, though, that when I actually believed myself to be dying, not one of you did anything to help. Thanks a lot, Smurfs and Smurfettes. Thanks a lot.

But seriously, folks, thanks for the great captions:

“Awww we are so fake…” – Fernanda

“I hugged a smurf and I liked it!” – Jeff

“The zombie apocolypse hits tinsletown as ‘eating brains’ is the new black” – Nicky Nacky Noo Noo

“dont katy shes toxic” – Tonyjessical

“I kissed a girl and katy liked it!” – Sherri

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